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Why
should you not
hire me?

Born

Launched Early

Following the Beta principle for startup
"Skip Perfection & Launch Early",
I was launched early at only 7 months, but I had a good balance between the early launch and a good design product
(wasn't I cute?)
  • Project name: Nadir Lafendi
  • Bugs at Launch:
    • Weight: 3 lb
    • Maybe some organs didn’t develop correctly
    Undocumented feature:
    • Said «Allo mom» at 6 months
  • Current Bugs:
    • Height: 5'4"
    • Bad memory for names
    • Bad singer
    Undocumented feature:
    • Fast learner
    • Perfectionist
    • Entrepreneur

Left Handed

left-handed people live shorter than right-handed, as 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right-handed, so if you hire me, you also have to hire someone to keep an eye on me to protect me from tools and devices that are designed to be used with right hand and in addition no one can sit left to me when I eat

but... you can always comfort yourself by what most people say: left-handed are smart and creative

Schizophrenic

I have 3 personalities, the principal one is "Me", I'm the thinker, I like taking new challenges, and take care of the body owner, I try to deal with the Left and Right brain to create new things

My Job: Creating and Developing projects, Finding solutions, Marketing

The Left Brain

I'm the logic personality, my friends call me "The digital brain", I like reading new things, I am practical and always in control, I try to be organized but it's not easy with My Right brain

My Job: Coding, Solving problems, SEO

The Right Brain

I'm the artistic and creative personality, I'm passionate and like discovering new experiences, I love dancing and have no imagination limits

My Job: Web Design, Product Design, UI/UX

Bad Cook

Don’t ask me to cook you a gourmet lunch or even a simple meal, instead I can cook you a beautiful website or a project served with french fries and boiled eggs

Ingredients:

HTML, CSS, Bootstrap, Tailwind, Javascript, React, React Native, PHP, Sass, Less, ES6, Photoshop, Potatoes, Mysql, Bootstrap, Figma, OpenAI, Egg, ChatGPT, Claude AI, Next.js

Multilingual

English 100%
French100%
Arabic95%
Spanish30%
Silence110%
Silence is a powerful language because sometimes you can say more with silence than speaking

A multilingual can make fun of you without you noticing it

But... Speaking more than one language also has many cognitive benefits, it means that you have better attention span and can multi-task better than monolinguals and make you open minded

Ambitious

I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for a simple and unmotivated employee I can tell you I don't have time, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. If you hire me that'll be the end of it. I will not pursue you, but if you don't, you will look for me, you will find me and you will hire me for more :)

If you are enough crazy to hire me
I'll be enough crazy to Bungee Jump